{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
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The Bank of Guam Strykers FC are a professional association football club based in Guam. Strykers FC have never won a Guam Soccer League title nor domestic cup to this date, but still remain a dominant force in Guamanian soccer. They underwent many name changes throughout the years, including Paintco Strykers and Payless Supermarket Strykers to name a few.
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