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The Kickapoo Turnpike, signed Interstate 335 (I-335) since November 2024, is a 19.6-mile (31.5 km) controlled-access toll road in the U.S. state of Oklahoma. The northern section from U.S. Route 62 to I-44 opened to traffic on October 13, 2020. The southern segment from SE 89th Street to US 62 opened to traffic on January 5, 2021. Despite the naming of I-335, a connection with I-35 will not be made until the southern extension of the turnpike to Purcell is built.
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William S. Hansell is an American politician, farmer, and minister from Oregon. He served over four decades in local and state government positions including eight terms as an Umatilla County commissioner and three four-terms in the Oregon State Senate, representing a large rural district in eastern Oregon. As a young man, he spent twelve years as an evangelical Christian missionary in California and Australia.
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